Jump! · [May 2, 02:45 PM]

I hereby declare the people taking this website seriously, worthy of pity.

The website claims that if everyone on this planet jumps at the same exact time on a specific date, (1) they can change the Earth’s orbit and (2) they can fix global warming.

Well I cannot declare the people who run this website, worthy of pity because they are selling T-shirts on it.

Comment

  1. unfortunately they’ve been doing this for an unfortunately long time!

    — superstring · May 3, 09:09 AM · #

  2. I’ve heard they give away free T-Shirts to those with extra weigth..

    — shahin · May 11, 04:49 PM · #

  3. Attention: The comment above is meant to be funny … I forgot the .. “haha” sign

    — shahin · May 11, 04:51 PM · #

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